To a loud crowd of men who were standin’ by their trucks Hopped a carrot-eatin’ unassuming bunny in a tux Bunny didn’t know that the men were kind of mean So he nestled at the feet of the biggest one named Dean Dean’s widened eyes showed that he was gonna blow But the bunny only drew still closer to his toe Men ‘round Dean backed full and far away ‘Cause the bunny set to gnawing at the laces and the hay And just as old Dean was about to do the deed He remembered that his mom had once sheltered Dean in need Dean, about to strike, stooped instead to pet its head ‘Til the bunny fell asleep on the shoe that was his bed Soon, Dean caught a glance of the key chain of his friend And the foot of a rabbit free and hanging at the end Then, Dean, with a look, found a way to earn some bucks And that was the end of the bunny in the tux.