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What Didn't Happen

Although many things have happened over the past few weeks, this post will discuss those things that did not. It is in a spirit of gratitude, then (except for number seven below), that I relate those things that did not happen. 1. I did not lose a relative. In short, I could have lost a relative, but I did not. Thankfully, this person is recovering quite well. 2. I did not grade essays. I believe this is the first Christmas break that I have not graded essays. 3. My wallet was not stolen. Perhaps men should not wear pajama pants outside of their homes. Perhaps jeans or clacks are more appropriate. Nonetheless, I did leave in my pajama pants to return a movie. The problem was that the pockets on these pajamas are shallow, so that any items in them are susceptible to fall out. This is exactly what happened. As I turned to get back to my car, my wallet fell out of my pocket just in front of the movie kiosk, a well lit area peopled at the time by two other individuals. I only real...

Wheel of Fortune Audition

In July, I wrote about attending the Sacramento State Fair, where Wheel of Fortune held auditions for potential contestants. Each day that the Wheel of Fortune crew were present, there were up to three separate auditions (on the day I attended, there were three). At each of these auditions were hundreds of people, dozens of whom were called to take the stage to talk about themselves and play mock rounds of the show. I was lucky enough to be called to the stage while present. At the end of the audition, all mock contestants were told that they might receive an e-mail or letter from the show within three months, prompting him or her to attend a second audition later. Since the event was in July, this meant that I would receive something by the end of October. However, October came and went, and I assumed organizers were uninterested. That changed several weeks ago, when I received an e-mail prompting me to attend a second audition. That audition took place over three weeks a...

Mascot Battles

Last week and today mark the twelfth week of the professional football season. Sure, statisticians and football mavens spend their energies predicting the outcome of these weekly contests. Bets run high on these outcomes. Some even consult the wisdom of the current version of EA Sports' Madden football game to predict who will reach and win the Superbowl. Amid this flurry of activity over who will emerge as champions, however, I believe a terrible injustice has occurred. I am certain that I am not alone in noting this negligence. Indeed, there may be many voices who have attempted to speak up about it before, but perhaps they did not have the stage on which to lodge their complaint. To address this problem, I take time today to answer a pressing question. It is this: while we pay such close attention to which NFL team will win each week, what of the mascots? What would happen if the actual animals, people, and inanimate objects were compelled to fight one another? What would the ou...

Failure and The Mosquito Test

I jumped the other day. This was not a test of agility, mind you, but an effort to reach something high on a dew-covered pole. It took me four or five tries, but I retrieved the piece of paper taped to the pole, set as a prop for students to examine. Now, to some, this might be a nonevent; but to me, it was a moment of enlightenment. I realized at that moment that my twenty-five year-old self could school me in basketball if ever I had the chance to face him in some alternate reality. While the saying "White men can't jump" is not without merit, there was something more in this lack of athletic prowess. There came with it the understanding that so often creeps up on men, only to stun them with vivid perspicuity of their life position: I am getting old. It must be said from the start that I am not yet old . No, this would be a miscalculation, given man's current longevity. Still, my age and body both tell me that I have clearly moved from the apartment of young adu...

Cool Words List

Here is a preliminary list of words that are cool. 1. Gossamer : something extremely light or delicate 2. Exchequer : a treasury 3. Blackguard : a low, contemptible person 4. Transubstantiation : the changing of one substance into another 5. Mendicant : a beggar 6. Zeitgeist : the spirit of the time 7. Ataraxia : tranquility 8. Vicissitude : a change in the course of something 9. Superfluous : excessive 10. Defenestrate : to throw (a person or thing) out of a window 11. Alacrity : cheerful readiness 12. Mercurial : changeable; volatile; erratic

Pacifism

In light of Veteran's Day, I thought it would be appropriate to highlight the words of C.S. Lewis in a speech he made in 1940 to a pacifist society at Oxford, titled "Why I am Not a Pacifist." Exploring the foundations of a man's conscientious objection to war--facts, intuition, and reason-- he argues that the pacifist position does not stand up to scrutiny. Regarding the facts, he addresses the position "Wars do more harm than good," arguing that the claims both for and against this position are speculative. No one can prove whether the consequences of avoiding a war would have been preferable to the consequences of going to war because no one can compare an actual event to one that never happened. Continuing with a discussion of intuition as a foundation of pacifism, Lewis defines intuition as an unarguable truth, one with which no moral man would disagree. He then claims that the important intuition in the pacifist stance is the idea that helping othe...

Penned

Your company was your agenda Each man a tally And when each mark was made You in turn felt comfort at your solitude Self-satisfied by your false candor Still, no mention was made of empathy No interest found in trust Only black on blank white It was not until you found That few of these tasks Favored your pen Writing away souls in dark contract ink That you saw yourself in color for the first time Lying flush against a blank page Pen in hand as you mulled your two dimensions You began to feel within yourself the third And baffled by the bindings at your flank You rose and wrote on the page anew Giving full voice to a story left untold Tears drinking in the words As they splashed down through a dark lighting fast With the comfort found in surrender By this new task’s end You peered at your tome Thick with meaning And sat now, open to the trusted pupil Read by Friend and friend alike Only to turn anew to a blank slate, pen in hand To make men of marks To write light into the shadows Of t...